I never knew what I was missing until the day I discovered tights spandex. In fact, I would have thought it was a bit unmanly to wear any kind of tights no matter what kind of material they are made from. It always seemed to me that tights were just not meant for men to be wearing. Oh how wrong I was! It all started with a rather drunken moment of clowning around as so many of these things do. My friend was talking about pantyhose for some reason and then sort of segued into the subject of tights. We all laughed at him, of course, but he decided to go and pull out a pair of them anyway.
His tights spandex were black and rather opaque. To prove a point that now escapes me, he began to try to put on the tights by balancing on one foot. It took a while as the rest of us watched in drunken fascination. Truthfully, I think we were all just waiting for him to fall on his face. Miraculously, however, he managed to stay upright and get the tights on his legs. He pulled them up and then sashayed around as if modeling them for us. Turning this way and that, he started to gain our attention. We all began to notice just how well the tights defined his leg muscles and, soon, we all wanted to try them on to see how they looked on us.
I was the next one to give the tights spandex a try. It was just as awkward for me to put them on as it had been for him. In addition, I was not quite so lucky when it came to staying on my feet. Several times, I landed on my ass while trying to pull these things over my feet. Of course, this caused quite uproarious laughter at my expense, but I finally accomplished my goal. Those tights felt so great on my legs that the other men present had to hold me down and take them off of me because I refused to give them up willingly. I don’t have to worry about sharing now, though. I have quite the wardrobe of these tights and wear them all the time.